It's a simple question. You can only have one and not the other for the rest of your life.
I would choose pizza. I think. But how then would I stream Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Perhaps a wired ethernet connection to my Apple TV would be an acceptable loophole.
Who designed this question anyway? Did they mean to imply all internet, or just wireless internet? Wifi is definitely more convenient but I could probably survive just fine wiring my whole house with Cat5. Or Cat6. Or whatever the latest is, it's hard to know anymore.
I'd have to wire my house with ethernet
All the toppings!
Would probably need a landline phone
Pairs well with Friday nights + Blockbuster Video
Can't use smart home stuff
Is great cold at 2am
Will use a lot of cell data
It's gonna need a little bit more thought.